Alpaca Evolution App Reviews

Alpacaaaaaaaah thenkzz senpai! No va be è carina ^w^

Is gud

I love seeing all of the new alpacas! Well its just one but you know what I mean

I am addicted to danisnotonfire and its quite bad. He had said the word alpaca and llama quite often and I NEEDED an alpaca based game. I search alpaca on the App Store and here I am now. This game is amazing and confusing and a little twisted. The pop-up adds are a little annoying but I am on an iPhone 5s on one of the later updates so I just have to tap a little arrow in the corner to get back to the app.

Honestly this gives me nightmares but I still love it

Absorb to win!

This is me now. This is everything I wanted. With every evolution I grow stronger with my alpaca. I am no longer just human, I am more. ONE OF US! ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US!

Love this game! Japan always making weird, cool stuff!

It is a game of pasonse

Ive converted from catholocism to alpacanism. My lord and savior is represented in this app. 10/10 would sacrifice alpacas again.

For a game with shallow mechanics its small story is uniquely deep. ***Side note. Why are there so many weirdo Christians writing reviews here?

BEST GAME EVER ITS SO FUN, COOL, AND FUNNNYYY.

Yes

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

yiiiissssss

Hhh

Annoying ads keep appearing when Im knocking out weakling alpacas. Other than that, good game. Makes me giggle. And cry.

I love this game its fun

Alpacas are cool. I have no idea why this is called evolution because its more of a rampage than anything. Weird stages of character shape.

This app is so disturbing but its cool. Its like you are a alpaca right, then you eat a whole bunch of other alpacas and become an evolved alien alpaca. This has to be the weirdest game Ive ever downloaded and I dont understand who or how thought of this but they are a genius!